i was in the middle of doing one of those aforementioned (such a large word at a time like this!) christmas cards for someone, and it included santa in a range rover towing his new ‘sleigh’ a refurbished porsche 928 …

and, at the very same time as I was doing that, we were in scotland visiting my university yardie yute, who was teaching me about british cultural references, and and and there were highland cooos …

and so … one thing led to the next and we got ‘the yaaahs of scotland’ … and of course the range rover’s a classic!

classic …